the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i think my cat just said my name.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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