I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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