Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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