You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
How naked do you want me to be?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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