i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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