DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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