what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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