Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
