i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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