Having a random hookup so left but love u
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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