love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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