I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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