I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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