My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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