when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
