I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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