i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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