That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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