they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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