She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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