ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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