Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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