Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
My bed smells like the plague
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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