If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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