do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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