if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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