you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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