just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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