return my video game
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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