why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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