erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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