I didn't shave. On purpose
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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