We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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