thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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