Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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