Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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