Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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