that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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