He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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