Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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