Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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