not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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