We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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