i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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