worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
