her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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