Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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