we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
