she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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