I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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